If the media, fans, and the movie are Cocaine Bear’s apostles and gospellers, we’re Cocaine Bear’s Joseph, Mary, and Holy Spirit. Cocaine Bear is a beloved character—our collective savior.

“Cocaine Bear presides over and affirms the union of Alexandra & Amanda on this day: Monday, March the 27th, 12 pm,” the announcement continued. “Dress up, join us and wish the couple well ...

After discovering a drug habit, the bear attacks a pair of Icelandic hikers (Kristofer Hivju and Hannah Hoekstra), then encounters a pair of 12-year-olds (Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery ...

Police found a sad scene. A 175-pound black bear dead near a duffle bag and some $2 million worth of cocaine that had been opened and scattered over a hillside.

An autopsy showed the bear had only absorbed 3-4 grams of cocaine into its bloodstream, though it could’ve ingested more. Eventually, 300 pounds of cocaine from Thornton’s stash were found in ...

But “Cocaine Bear” is less formulaic than a slasher film and more stylishly made. It’s a true oddball, one that mixes yocks and mock desperation and disembodied limbs.

“Cocaine Bear” has been getting rave reviews, raking in $8.65 million on its opening night, according to IMDB’s Box Office Mojo — but not everyone is so fond of the movie.

The Cocaine Bear writer, Jimmy Warden, told Variety that he was open to writing a sequel, or even a franchise. He even pitched a wild Cocaine Bear 2 idea, saying, “Not just a sequel.

But “Cocaine Bear” is less formulaic than a slasher film and more stylishly made. It’s a true oddball, one that mixes yocks and mock desperation and disembodied limbs.